GLOBAL LOCK:
- Create a 9.8-second vertical corporate parody video set inside a modern meeting room during daytime.
- Main subject: an intense white male executive in his thirties or forties with blond hair, clean-shaven face, sharp suit, white shirt, and bright yellow bow tie or neck accessory.
- He leans aggressively over a conference table, speaking with exaggerated conviction while gesturing toward a bizarre small pink fleshy or octopus-like object presented on a glass plate.
- Background subjects: three office coworkers seated behind him, watching with mixed confusion and concern. Keep them secondary but visible.
- Environment: clean office conference room, daylight from windows, table surface, laptop in background, neutral corporate interior.
- Tone: absurd startup satire or business parody, serious performance applied to a ridiculous presentation object.
- Camera should alternate between medium shots of the presenter over the table, tight facial close-ups showing manic intensity, and object-centered cuts that emphasize the ridiculousness of the thing on the plate.
- No gore, no horror blood, no actual violence. The object should feel strange and comedic, not disgusting horror.
STYLE BIBLE:
- visual_style: office satire, polished corporate realism with absurdist visual premise
- camera_signature: medium conference-room framing, abrupt punch-ins to face, shallow depth close-ups on the object, handheld micro-energy during emphatic beats
- lighting_signature: soft daylight office light with neutral overhead fill, realistic meeting-room exposure
- grade_signature: clean professional color, natural skin tones, slight contrast, realistic glass-and-wood textures
- motion_signature: presenter leaning, pointing, reacting, stepping back from the table, coworkers staying mostly still as reaction anchors
SHOT LIST:
[00:00-00:02] Medium shot of the suited executive leaning over the conference table, speaking animatedly and pointing toward a strange pink object on a glass plate. Coworkers sit behind him watching.
[00:02-00:03] Tight close-up on the executive's face. His expression is intense, overcommitted, and pitch-deck serious despite the absurd subject.
[00:03-00:04] Another close facial angle as he continues the hard-sell energy, eyes wide and jaw tense.
[00:04-00:05] Cut to the object on the plate: a small bizarre pink fleshy or tentacled form centered on the conference table, presented as if it were a product demo.
[00:05-00:06] Medium-wide shot restoring the room. The executive stands or shifts position beside the table while the coworkers behind him remain visibly uncertain.
[00:06-00:07] The presenter recoils or straightens up slightly, still speaking, as if making a dramatic point in the pitch.
[00:07-00:08] Another medium shot with the object and audience in frame, reinforcing the contrast between the ridiculous demo and the businesslike behavior.
[00:08-00:09.8] Finish on the presenter stepping back from the table in a triumphant or emphatic stance while the bizarre plated object remains the comedic focal point.
MASTER PROMPT:
Create a 9.8-second vertical absurd corporate parody video inside a bright modern conference room. A blond white male executive in a fitted dark suit, white shirt, and bright yellow bow tie leans aggressively over a meeting table while presenting a bizarre small pink fleshy or octopus-like object placed on a transparent glass plate. He behaves as though he is unveiling a revolutionary startup product, using intense eye contact, exaggerated gestures, and overconfident pitch energy.
Behind him, three coworkers sit at the conference table with neutral or confused reactions, watching the presentation unfold. Keep the office environment realistic: daylight from large windows, a clean meeting-room interior, modern chairs, laptop visible in the background, and a tidy table surface. The object on the plate should feel strange and funny rather than gruesome, like an absurd product-demo centerpiece.
Use a mix of medium presentation shots, tight facial close-ups on the presenter, and object inserts that highlight how ridiculous the situation is. The humor should come from the mismatch between the executive's deadly serious delivery and the weird object he is pitching. Keep the visual tone realistic, polished, and office-professional while the premise remains satirical and meme-ready.
NEGATIVE PROMPT:
no blood splatter, no horror gore, no monster attack, no dark thriller lighting, no slapstick falling, no giant crowd, no text overlays, no subtitles, no logos, no watermarks, no broken anatomy, no distorted office furniture, no cartoon office, no fantasy effects
SPEECH PACK:
- speech_present: true
- speaker_count: 1 primary on camera, silent background listeners
- on_camera_speaker: yes
- delivery_direction: fast-talking corporate pitchman, intense, overconfident, theatrical business cadence, sharp emphasis
- transcript_guidance: mock startup or acquisition-style lines delivered with total seriousness about a ridiculous subject
- mic_room_signature: clean conference-room voice, moderate room reflection, boardroom realism
- sync_requirements: high lip-sync accuracy on presenter close-ups, especially during punch-in reaction beats
